Candy Land Joke
#11
03-01-2008, 05:12 PM
love it!
The Husband StoreA brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend
the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to
exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These
men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Good Looking and Help with
Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework
and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for sh opping at the Husband Store .
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New
Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
#12
03-01-2008, 05:15 PM
The Husband StoreA brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend
the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to
exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These
men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Good Looking and Help with
Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework
and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for sh opping at the Husband Store .
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New
Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
