No kiddin? I served n ministry for 5 years.

 

I got ordained a few years ago. I did one of those online classes things. It originally started by a friend that was going to get married and said I could do it if I got all the credentials.


He shoulda asked his wife to be first....



They never did get married after all either.

 

 

did you print out your white collar thingey like Homer did on the Simpsons when he started marying all the gay's?

 

I CAN COOK!!!!!!

 

Be careful what you wish for......I like the throttle.

 

Yea really did you guys see the video from Dan's last time being captain of a cruise liner? Okay can somebody please embed this video? This here thing won't work here's the link. Nevermind it works now

 

I may not be smart, But i Make a great bouncer

 

Ahem....

That was a private charter to Girls Gone Wild Island....there were many people on that boat who appreciated my efforts during the mud wrestling and soap suds dance.

 

the more the marrier.....lets make this a big ol party..................lights out at 9;30 though