No, she somehow managed to keep from colliding, don't know how, though.
I mean, she either musta' been trying to do it and good at it, or just stupid, in a hurry and lucky as heck.
Or it could be that I need to practice on my "BRAKE CHECK" skills.

Mark.

 

brake check sounds good and as a warning the classic smile as you go under bumper sticker

 

Thats exactly how I see it. Yes its self centered and could get somebody hurt but at the same time anyone who tailgates a solid chunk of metal needs a wake up call. Whats worse is the people who zip past you and slam their brakes in front of you to make a turn.

 

I just dunno, cause i drove a mazda before that so i understand the zippyness, but this was gridlocked four lanes of traffic after all the black friday sales so, it wasnt like she could zip anywhere and i couldnt move over she was just ticking me off, and i absolutly can't stand the people who zoom around you to turn, cause these ol trucks dont stop on no dime hahaha

 

I had some woman do this to me like 10 years ago. She was up my *** doing her lipstick in the rear view mirror.

I hit the brake and she stuffed the tube of lipstick into her teeth. She pulled up next to me and started to yell. I couldn't stop laughing at her solid red teeth spitting chunks.

she was mad as hell.

 

This gave me a chuckle.

Mark.

 

ha ha this is better then all our trucks bein messed up and needing help! i bout got my *** beat though up in rod runs i had my stacks ran under my doors ha ha and this ripped guy in a lexus is 3 feet away from my stack and he looked at me and i waved he just looked all bad *** so i get mad and gun it. his headlights came through the smoke and he was bout to get out and he ran into the back of my friends jeep and the hitch of the jeep put a hole rite in his radiator. well all in all we all get pulled over and his story came out being he lives in gatlinburg and he was comin home from his moms funeral and this ******** (me) covered his car and his family with smoke and he didnt see the jeep. i felt like **** so the cop asks his wife to get out and she got beads on her neck and a short skirt. the cop says mam where did yaw just come from she said the bar but he wasn't drinkin just me. ha ha ill leave the rest out but i got a warnin for smoke and he had a wrecker come get the car. who's been to rod runs in pigeon forge??

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!

 

I've ran people off the road with a brake check before, just because they decided to get on my *** while I was doing the speed limit, with no one else around, on a 4 lane highway, and honk their horn at me....three times. Third time was the charm, double foot stomped my brake pedal, locked my tires up, started skidding, and saw their dust cloud as they went flying off the road onto the shoulder to avoid hitting me.
Smoking them out is amusing, especially when they're tailgating with their windows down, but I find the brake check to be a lot more efficient...Plus, I always have something that could be repaired on the back of my trucks for free....

 

i used to love my Wildman chip on my old powerstroke for the tailgaters.

the best was some lady in a BMW convertable with the top down following so close i couldn't even see her car, i cranked the chip up to race and clouded out the whole block, she backed WAY up after that. i bet she was choking on diesel fumes for a week!