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Old 03-23-2007, 09:47 AM
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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:51 AM
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:36 AM
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What if :q: cat:q: was spelled D O G ?
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:58 AM
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you know. I used to write my own deep thoughts.
I'll have to find them and share with everyone
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:59 AM
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Where do I get some of the stuff you guys have been smokin?????

But....why is Charlie Brown bald????
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:00 PM
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Do you know why cannibals dont eat Clowns?????




Because they taste funny!!!!!!
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:03 PM
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Where do I get some of the stuff you guys have been smokin?????
I see you found some...

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Do you know why cannibals dont eat Clowns?????




Because they taste funny!!!!!!
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:04 PM
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Why do they have brail on the drive through ATMs?
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:12 PM
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Pinecones.......
 
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Old 03-23-2007, 01:31 PM
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Why do they have locks on the doors at 7-11??

Open 24/7/365....why need locks?
 



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