Originally Posted by dieseltechchick

Hehehe I pulled that muffler bearing joke on a guy that was trying to date me.......... he's like oh so you're in diesel school........well I'm a real mechanic I manage such and suchs in Fort Worth. I was like ok..... I don't have a lot of time to work on my truck so if I need something I'll call you. About a week later I called him while he was at work and he put me on speaker so he could try to make himself look good for his buddies and I was like man Mike, my exhaust is making a hellacious racket and I think it's my muffler bearings what would ya'll charge to rotate the muffler bearings on a 96 ram 1500 4X4 with a 5.9. I mean I know it's unusual but they're rattling and I think they need to be packed and greased, I'd get new ones but you know how high the dodge house is on stuff like that and then he was like oh yeah yeah I know what you're talking about (totally convinced by my line of bs) and then there was a long pause at the other end of the line and he was like I can't............I don't know how yet. All the guys in the shop knew I was setting him up and they were laughing their asses off. I couldn't hold it in and I wanted the guy to go away so I just hung up. Never heard from him again. Guess all the hell he got from his employees kept him from showing off (I mean showing his ***) anymore

Originally Posted by Johnny Cetane

You have it mixed up. You'll need a metric crescent wrench and a left handed screw driver.

Originally Posted by dieseltechchick

I'm rotten dangerous........ya might wanna warn those guys coming out of the wood work to watch out for me