The Woman And The Mechanic...Eye Yie Yie
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ita amazing huh
when I was 19-20 I was doin a compression check on a Chev gasser for my friend.......sure enough we had 1 cylender that was quite low...........I told him to go downtown to the parts store and get a can of compression, so he headed out. I called the parts store real quick and told em what was up so when John showed up they did some fancy calculation and told him he needed exactly 7.2 oz of liwuid compression ......they filled a generic jug with some windshield wiper fluid and just gave it to him................John shows back up and tell me we need to do 7.2 oz so I handed him a funnel and he jams it in the sparkplug hole and is goin for it...........I had to stop him from pourin the **** in there.........he was serious
another one is I have the Fass on my truck and it is noisy, when ya turn the key on it buzzes pretty good before ya start it up...............a guy at work asked me what that was and I told him my preluber................they all think I have a preluber now
when I was 19-20 I was doin a compression check on a Chev gasser for my friend.......sure enough we had 1 cylender that was quite low...........I told him to go downtown to the parts store and get a can of compression, so he headed out. I called the parts store real quick and told em what was up so when John showed up they did some fancy calculation and told him he needed exactly 7.2 oz of liwuid compression ......they filled a generic jug with some windshield wiper fluid and just gave it to him................John shows back up and tell me we need to do 7.2 oz so I handed him a funnel and he jams it in the sparkplug hole and is goin for it...........I had to stop him from pourin the **** in there.........he was serious
another one is I have the Fass on my truck and it is noisy, when ya turn the key on it buzzes pretty good before ya start it up...............a guy at work asked me what that was and I told him my preluber................they all think I have a preluber now
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Hehehe I pulled that muffler bearing joke on a guy that was trying to date me.......... he's like oh so you're in diesel school........well I'm a real mechanic I manage such and suchs in Fort Worth. I was like ok..... I don't have a lot of time to work on my truck so if I need something I'll call you. About a week later I called him while he was at work and he put me on speaker so he could try to make himself look good for his buddies and I was like man Mike, my exhaust is making a hellacious racket and I think it's my muffler bearings what would ya'll charge to rotate the muffler bearings on a 96 ram 1500 4X4 with a 5.9. I mean I know it's unusual but they're rattling and I think they need to be packed and greased, I'd get new ones but you know how high the dodge house is on stuff like that and then he was like oh yeah yeah I know what you're talking about (totally convinced by my line of bs) and then there was a long pause at the other end of the line and he was like I can't............I don't know how yet. All the guys in the shop knew I was setting him up and they were laughing their asses off. I couldn't hold it in and I wanted the guy to go away so I just hung up. Never heard from him again. Guess all the hell he got from his employees kept him from showing off (I mean showing his ***) anymore
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