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Old 06-15-2010, 10:23 PM
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Laws of Illusion!

15 dollars!

13 tracks!

12 songs!

1 emotion!

1 subject!

0 originality!

0 innovation!


At least she's been appealing in her live performances to support the album.
 
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I know, right? She used to be the most aesthetically gifted and original pop artist on the planet; complex and inspired distorted psychedelic instrumentation with metaphorical lyrics and creative vocal delivery... And HOT.

But now she's watering down inspiration into a mediocre album with cold calculation, singing unnaturally as a way to disguise a voice developing grit, playing only token respect to the ambient instrumentals that made her noteworthy and unable to write any song that carries energy into a satisfying conclusion or that involves any subject other than her divorce. At least she's still hot. She'd be so much hotter if she didn't mature into a staid middle-aged mid-tempo middling adult contemporary moaner.


If there was ever a time to , this is IT!



When does Sara Bareilles' new album come out?
 
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Who cares?
 
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I find it amusing to take a passionate stand on a subject that nobody else on the forum will care about. It's a pathology of mine.
 
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Begle, did you ever thought about writing criticsm on art or politics in the newspaper?
comment them in a sarcastic way, mixed up with knowledge- voila, no difference then you do here.
I would love to read your comments there!
 

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Originally Posted by Deezel Stink3r
Begle, did you ever thought about writing criticsm on art or politics in the newspaper?
comment them in a sarcastic way, mixed up with knowledge- voila, no difference then you do here.
I would love to read your comments there!
If it's expected for me to do it than it has no appeal to me.

If it's unexpected than I must do it.



Of course this takes me to the point where people here expect me to do things unexpected... Which is where ambiguity of language pokes its head in and inertia keeps me doing things that I have been doing.



Only in America could my infatuation with a hot woman make me seem gay. It's the Sarah McLachlan paradox; if Sarah McLachlan is the world's most perfect woman, but looking at her makes you gay, how long would a straight man look at her?
 

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