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Old 04-13-2010, 01:23 PM
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My son found diaper rash cream in his room and I caught him eating it and alot of it. I call poison control and they said " that brand is safe all it will do is act like a laxative". I'm really scared of what going to happen in the next hour or so. So if anyone wants to baby sit I will bring him over!
 
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:28 PM
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Holy white crap, Batman! Good luck with that.

Reminds me of the time when fishing in Mexico, my Dad went to brush his teeth. It was dark already, he came out of the tent already brushing. He made a weird face and said WTF? He'd mistook the Desitin tube for the toothpaste tube. Said it took 2-days to get the taste out of his mouth.
 

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Old 04-13-2010, 01:29 PM
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hey bring him to arizona by the time you get here it will have done worked itself out
 
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Old 04-13-2010, 01:32 PM
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Bs I'll put him on a plane right now . This kid already poops like four times a day I really don't want to see what it will be like now.
 
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:19 PM
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For what he's gonna be doin, just put the news papers down, leave him a monster bottle of water to be sure he doesn't dehydrate and clean the whole thing up when he's done. Or you could just use a cork.
 
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:37 PM
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Haha I already have him a sippy cup full of water! And I'm thinking of just taping him to the toilet .
 
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Old 04-13-2010, 03:04 PM
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take a copy of this thread and show him in 15 years...
 
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Old 04-13-2010, 08:32 PM
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Better yet I will publish it in his senior year book!

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Good news so far we are poop free and he's already in bed for the night. Now I will just hope it dosent hit at 2am.
 

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Old 04-13-2010, 09:02 PM
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It will.
 
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Old 04-14-2010, 05:55 AM
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If it's gonna happen, it will in the middle of the night. Good Luck to ya Glad to hear the little guy will be alright It's the mom were worried about now
 



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