A Texas Redneck was driving his old pick up truck
down the road with his girlfriend at his side
when all of a sudden the truck started to buck
and stall. With that, he said to his girlfriend
that he had to get a new truck. He walked down
the block and found a GMC dealership. Once inside
a sales lady approaches him and says, "Sir, may I
help you".

He looks at a hummer and says to the saleslady, "How much for a
hummer?"

She replies, well they start at $49,000 and go up from there.

He says, "$49,000. That's a lot of money, I can get one a lot
cheaper!"

The saleslady assures him that she has the lowest
prices in the state of Texas. Then she says, "Sir
if you can get a hummer cheaper than what I will
give it to you for, I will give you the key to
this truck right now."

With that, the Redneck walks out, gets his
girlfriend, brings her into the dealership and
says, "Honey, will you give me a hummer for
$50.00.

She says, "Hell yes."

He turns to the saleslady and asks, "Where do I
pick up my keys to that new truck?"