An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy ...

you just hoped nobody ever found out !!!!

 

thats good

 

I remember when we got puters at work and they made it manditory that everyone have a login so they could get company info..............I was very bull headed and was the last one to get online..................when I got to my e-mail I had 600 some odd e-mails so I just deleted them and the boss got mad..........if he could see me now huh