Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother
looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that
your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check
this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


"Son, all household appliances come in white."



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ya there ya go...this will get her to cook up some supper huh

why dont she wear a watch??? theres a clock on the stove

 

yeah...ummm i don't think i'm gonna let the ol' lady read that one.

 

why do wemmenz have short feet................so they can stand close to the stove

 

Why don't you buy your wife a watch? Because the clock on the stove works.

 

why did the wife cross the road?
what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?

how do you make your wife scream for hours after sex?
wipe your wiener on the curtains.

what's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
attitude and about 45 lbs.

 

the difference between spit or swallow

like or love

 

here is a dress for ya!!! Dad made it for his daughter!!

 

Is that a one year supply????

 

your dad made that for that guy's daughter??