The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all
this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to
let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little
tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, with a handkerchief around nose and sobbing replied,
"Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings
account certificate for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold
Rolex, and for you Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes limited edition
convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the
Country Club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for you all to
spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, sobbingly again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad!... Sniff,
sniff"

"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you
said, 'a Protestant.' Come here and give your old man a big hug!"

 

hahahahaa

 

ha ha

 

good one