An extremely ugly man named Tony was sitting in a bar
having a drink with his friend, Paul, who is the exact
opposite in fact he may be the most handsome man in
town.

The two of them are discussing a beautiful blond girl
sitting at the bar. Paul said, "Boy I sure would
like to get some of that.

Tony said, "Go ahead go for it.

Paul said, " There's no way She won't go with anybody
I've tried many times."

Tony said, "I think I could go out with her if I wanted to."

Paul laughed and said, "If She won't go out with me she sure
as hell won't go with you."

Tony said, "I'll bet you fifty bucks She'll go with me."

Paul says, "you're on."

Tony says, "Ok just leave the money with the bartender and
I'll pick it up later."

Tony walks up to the girl starts talking and turned and walked
out of the bar, with the girl right behind him.

Paul couldn't believe it. He went up to the bar and asked the
bartender, "What happened, What did he say to her?"

The bartender told him, "Well he didn't say much. He just said
it's a nice night for a walk. Then he licked his eyebrows and
left."

 

looks dont always matter

 

i'm lost?

 

Cunnilingus.

 

he licked his EYEBROWS. haha i've heard that one before.

 

Yep, Gene Simmons didn't get all the girls on his good looks.