Age and Wisdom vs. Youth and Enthusiasm

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up really nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although
he rarely did that anymore. One evening he decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up
he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

 

 

Good one.

 

hey I can use that one