Tom in deep thoughts is sitting calm, very quiet.

Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"

"Please don't ask."

"I am your childhood friend talk to me."

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

"That's not possible."

"No, he did."

"How's that possible?"

"He punctured my condoms!"

 

ouch that sucks for him

 

Why would a 7-year-old go around puncturing condoms? This joke could be better.

 

At least the 7 year old got someone knocked up , a feat you will probably never accomplish ( I am not sure we need a V1.2 of beagle anyways)