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Old 03-08-2010, 05:55 PM
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Sorry I lost the punch line when I posted it , fixed now


A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there,an young lady in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes.

The guy smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day, and butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered..."Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me.
 

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Old 03-08-2010, 06:15 PM
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Ears are sexy, aren't they? I love ears.
 
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:39 PM
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I was thinking something was missing from that joke. You got all jizzed-up and forgot the "money shot."
 
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:43 PM
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I got down to the robe falling off and I lost it
 




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