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Old 03-06-2010, 11:16 AM
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PART 1: Bad joke;

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

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Matt.



PART 2: Blond joke:

Matt (see part 1) was lying on a beach. He had been there for some time when a voluptuous Brunette came up to him and said, " Oh, you poor thing! No arms and no legs! Have you ever been hugged?"

Matt said, "No, I can't say that I have."

The Brunette then gave him a HUG! (Not a hug, or a Hug, or even a HUG, but a HUG!)

The Brunette then went on down the beach.

A bit later, a gorgeous Redhead came up to him and said, "Oh, you poor thing! No arms and no legs! Have you ever been kissed?"

Matt said, "No, not really."

The Redhead Kissed him. (Not a kiss, or a Kiss, or even a KISS, but a KISS!)

The redhead then went on down the beach.

Some time later, a beautiful blond walked up to him. Matt thought she was the sexiest woman he had ever seen.

The blond said, "Oh, you poor thing! No arms and no legs! Have you ever been screwed?"

Matt said, "No, I really haven't!"

The Blond then said, "Well you are about to. The tide is coming in."
 
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If the tide comes in and he is taken out to sea I believe his name would be Bob
 
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If he was in a pile of leaves I believe his name would be Russell
 
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If he was in the mail box his name would be Bill
 
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enough already bill
 
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if he was hangin on the wall he'd be Art
 
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If he was in a hole in the ground he would be phil
 
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