Things Only a Mom Can Teach...
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION....
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC ...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE....
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, you're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me about ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold."

My Mother taught me HUMOR ...
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS....
"You're just like your father!"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS....
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite ... JUSTICE....
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....then you'll see what it's like."

 

my mother taught me not to run from her. she said i had to go to bed sometime. she never forgot 1 time. dont take a genius to wise up. it dont hurt near as bad with your clothes on.

 

yep i learned all of them sounds just like my mom too

 

 

dont make me tell you again. if you hit your little brother one more time i swear. yes the all time best wait till your father gets home just a few i wont forget

 

 

One thing I remember Mom telling us to do the first day we were in Florida after moving, you kids go out and play were it's cool !!!

Mom we tried that and lasted a whole 10 minutes, it's a 1000 degrees out there

 

my girlfriend taught be about anticipation

 

Your girlfriend said to wait till your Dad gets home