Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail...
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02-22-2010, 12:07 AM
Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail...
Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail...
10) Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips
09) Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray
08) Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet
07) Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary
06) Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals
05) No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke
04) Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits
03) I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean
02) Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"
01) Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched
10) Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips
09) Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray
08) Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet
07) Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary
06) Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals
05) No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke
04) Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits
03) I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean
02) Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"
01) Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched
