Short ones
#1
02-20-2010, 08:53 PM
Short ones
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.
After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into
bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your bat," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Feelings hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in Yankee Stadium."
Bob was trying to avoid the draft, so he went down to the Draft
Board wearing lipstick.
"Do you always wear lipstick?" asked the Sergeant.
Bob, feeling confident this will keep him from being drafted, replies, "Oh yes ALWAYS."
The Sergeant smiles and says, "Okay good. We'll send you to Alaska.
You won't get chapped lips."
A blonde teenage girl says to her doctor, "You prescribed me birth control pills."
"And how is it going?"
"I think it's ok, but I'd like to have them bigger."
The doctor was surprised, "You mean stronger?"
"No. Bigger, please."
"But why BIGGER?"
"Because they keep falling out."
After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into
bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your bat," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Feelings hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in Yankee Stadium."
Bob was trying to avoid the draft, so he went down to the Draft
Board wearing lipstick.
"Do you always wear lipstick?" asked the Sergeant.
Bob, feeling confident this will keep him from being drafted, replies, "Oh yes ALWAYS."
The Sergeant smiles and says, "Okay good. We'll send you to Alaska.
You won't get chapped lips."
A blonde teenage girl says to her doctor, "You prescribed me birth control pills."
"And how is it going?"
"I think it's ok, but I'd like to have them bigger."
The doctor was surprised, "You mean stronger?"
"No. Bigger, please."
"But why BIGGER?"
"Because they keep falling out."
#2
02-20-2010, 08:55 PM
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