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Old 02-19-2010, 07:02 AM
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Bet its: "where all the white women at?"

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:06 AM
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What's par on that hole?
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:21 PM
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He said I'm Sorry

Sorry I got caught, sorry it cost me millions, but come on where was his guys at, if my paycheck depended on him, I be there to say here use my phone for that, don't worry I get her at the motel you just sneek in and out and dam it you can't be screwing at a pancake house are you in high school ???

But most the guys at the watering hole said for a millionare, he was running his affairs like a guy making 50 thousand a year and his crew let all of them down.
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:38 PM
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Hmmm... I wonder if I can start a professional affairs handling business... Good idea Herb.
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:29 PM
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what would you know about that whit jr
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:58 PM
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Tiger: "Man I get a lotta *****" High fives all around, then get back to the game. 'nuff said.
 
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Full Transcript:

Good morning, and thank you for joining me.

Many of you in this room are my friends. Many of you in this room know me. Many of you have cheered for me, you worked with me, or you supported me. Now every one of you has good reason to be critical of me. I want to say to each of you, simply and directly, I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.

I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife, Elin, and to my children. And while I have always tried to be a private person, there are some things I want to say.

Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior. As Elin pointed out to me, my real apology to her will not come in the form of words. It will come from my behavior over time. We have a lot to discuss. However, what we say to each other will remain between the two of us.

I am also aware of the pain my behavior has caused to those of you in this room. I have let you down. And I have let down my fans. For many of you, especially my friends, my behavior has been a personal disappointment. To those of you who work for me, I have let you down personally and professionally. My behavior has caused considerable worry to my business partners, to everyone involved in my foundation, including my staff, board of directors, sponsors, and most importantly, the young students we reach. Our work is more important than ever. Thirteen years ago, my dad and I envisioned helping young people achieve their dreams through education. This work remains unchanged and will continue to grow. From the Learning Center students in Southern California to the Earl Woods scholars in Washington, D.C., millions of kids have changed their lives and I am dedicated to making sure that continues.

But still, I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you. I have made you question who I am and how I could have done the things I did. I'm embarrassed that I have put you in this position. For all that I have done, I am so sorry. I have a lot to atone for.

But there's one issue I really want to discuss. Some people have speculated that Elin somehow hurt or attacked me on Thanksgiving night. It angers me that people would fabricate a story like that. Elin never hit me that night or any other night. There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage, ever. Elin has shown enormous grace and poise throughout this ordeal. Elin deserves praise, not blame. The issue involved here was my repeated irresponsible behavior. I was unfaithful. I had affairs, I cheated. What I did is not acceptable. And I am the only person to blame.

I stopped living by the core values that I was taught to believe in. I knew my actions were wrong, but I convinced myself that normal rules didn't apply. I never thought about who I was hurting. Instead I thought only about myself. I ran straight through the boundaries that a married couple should live by. I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to. I felt that I had worked hard my entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me. I felt I was entitled. Thanks to money and fame, I didn't have far - I didn't have to go far to find them. I was wrong, I was foolish. I don't get to play by different rules. The same boundaries that apply to everyone apply to me. I brought this shame on myself. I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation, and kids all around the world who admired me.

I've had a lot of time to think about what I've done. My failures have made me look at myself in a way I never wanted to before. It's now up to me to make amends, and that starts by never repeating the mistakes I've made. It's up to me to start living a life of integrity.

I once heard, and I believe it's true, it's not what you achieve in life that matters; it's what you overcome. Achievements on the golf course are only part of setting an example. Character and decency are what really count. Parents used to point at me as a role model for their kids. I owe all those families a special apology. I want to say to them that I am truly sorry.

It's hard to admit that I need help, but I do. For 45 days, from the end of December to early February, I was in in-patient therapy receiving guidance for the issues I'm facing. I have a long way to go. But I've taken my first steps in the right direction.

As I proceed, I understand people have questions. I understand the press wants me to - wants to ask me for the details of the times I was unfaithful. I understand people want to know whether Elin and I will remain together. Please know that as far as I'm concerned, every one of these questions, and answers, is a matter between Elin and me. These are issues between a husband and a wife.

Some people have made up things that never happened. They said I used performance-enhancing drugs. This is completely and utterly false.

Some have written things about my family. Despite the damage I have done, I still believe it is right to shield my family from the public spotlight. They did not do these things; I did. I have always tried to maintain a private space for my wife and children. They have been kept separate from my sponsors, from my commercial endorsements. When my children were born, we only released photographs so that the paparazzi could not chase them. However, my behavior doesn't make it right for the media to follow my two-and-a-half-year-old daughter to school and report the school's location. They staked out my wife and they pursued my mom. Whatever my wrongdoings, for the sake of my family: Please leave my wife and kids alone.

I recognize I have brought this on myself, and I know, above all, I am the one who needs to change. I owe it to my family to become a better person. I owe it to those closest to me to become a better man. That's where my focus will be. I have a lot of work to do, and I intend to dedicate myself to doing it.

Part of following this path for me is Buddhism, which my mother taught me at a young age. People probably don't realize it, but I was raised a Buddhist, and I actively practiced my faith from childhood until I drifted away from it in recent years. Buddhism teaches that a creation of things outside ourselves causes an unhappy and pointless search for security. It teaches me to stop following every impulse and to learn restraint. Obviously, I lost track of what I was taught.

As I move forward, I will continue to receive help because I've learned that's how people really do change. Starting tomorrow, I will leave for more treatment and more therapy. I would like to thank my friends at Accenture and the players in the field this week for understanding why I'm making these remarks today. In therapy, I've learned the importance of looking at my spiritual life and keeping in balance with my professional life. I need to regain my balance and be centered, so I can say the things that are most important to me: My marriage and my children. That also means relying on others for help. I learned to seek support from my peers in therapy, and I hope someday to return that support to others who are seeking help.

I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be. I don't rule out that it will be this year. When I do return, I need to make my behavior more respectful of the game.

In recent weeks, I have received many thousands of e-mails, letters and phone calls from people expressing good wishes. To everyone who has reached out to me and my family, thank you. Your encouragement means the world to Elin and me. I want to thank the PGA Tour, Commissioner Finchem, and the players for their patience and understanding while I work on my private life. I look forward to seeing my fellow players on the course.

Finally, there are many people in this room, and there are many people at home who believed in me. Today I want to ask for your help. I ask you to find room in your heart to one day believe in me again.

Thank you.
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:40 PM
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okay short version

okay world I`m SORRY that I got caught
oh well I learned they have good drugs sitting around playing x-box waiting for the bitches to stroll in
I`m going back there tomorrow morning cuzz i`m running outta the drugs
dunno when I will be back playing golf, just depends on how much i gotta spend to keep the wife happy
to the people who worked for me you bitches are all fired for letting the wife find out

I know i disappointed my sponsors opps ah well some of ya will still pay me millions

My wife is still gonna hide the kids and ya better stay away media that bitch swings my clubs wild


Damn I might have to start acting

Tiger antics inspire new show on Spike


Tiger Woods' sexual shenanigans are getting the TV treatment.
Spike TV has greenlit a pilot for a new half-hour comedy series called "Back Nine."
John Schneider ("The Dukes of Hazzard") stars as a washed-up former US Open champ who plays small-time tournaments with the help of his sex-addicted caddy named Tiger. Miguel Nunez ("Joey") is in negotiations to play the Tiger role
 

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Old 02-20-2010, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by busta
okay short version

okay world I`m SORRY that I got caught
oh well I learned they have good drugs sitting around playing x-box waiting for the bitches to stroll in
I`m going back there tomorrow morning cuzz i`m running outta the drugs
dunno when I will be back playing golf, just depends on how much i gotta spend to keep the wife happy
to the people who worked for me you bitches are all fired for letting the wife find out

I know i disappointed my sponsors opps ah well some of ya will still pay me millions

My wife is still gonna hide the kids and ya better stay away media that bitch swings my clubs wild


Damn I might have to start acting

Tiger antics inspire new show on Spike


Tiger Woods' sexual shenanigans are getting the TV treatment.
Spike TV has greenlit a pilot for a new half-hour comedy series called "Back Nine."
John Schneider ("The Dukes of Hazzard") stars as a washed-up former US Open champ who plays small-time tournaments with the help of his sex-addicted caddy named Tiger. Miguel Nunez ("Joey") is in negotiations to play the Tiger role
I like this short version better.
 
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Old 02-20-2010, 05:44 AM
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Me too.
 




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