An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.
Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands
warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend
who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them
between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did,
and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in
the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl
replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it
up." He did, and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was
again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My ***** is frozen
solid." He was again told to put it between the girl's legs and it
would warm up. The following day the daughter was driving in the
buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you
ever heard of a *****?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why,
yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a
mess when they defrost, don't they?"

 

herb dammit herb

 

 

 

.....Good one.

 

haha thats a good one.

 

great

 

damn HERB, that is funny **** right ther dont care who ya R