No need to post any more. Nitelord is going to post the story you all wrote and then I am going to lock it.

 

Okay, Guys, Gals, etc… Here is the final collection . I spent no less than 5 hours word smithing this story. When I got to 14 pages long, I re-thought what I was doing and reverted back to the original collection of words, in order, as they were posted. Honestly it got to the point that I had adlib’d more than was posted.
I figured that wasn’t right. The story is what it is. ENJOY!

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Gas beans cornbread rednecks Logan me Yes Idiot is Dummer than a... None… of your momma business end of bupkis what? does that mean? thing that Dallas Cowboys rub good oil on patriots skulls win by knockout sucking pats inside dongs opps makes sense nope fudge bucket does dump dirt floors the way down town tonite lingers on slowly until morning santa lost his virginity to Logan last christmas eve Rudolf saw everything and Video taped everything in High-Def Film studys it all for the doughnuts and coffee what constipation Is caused by vasectomy gone in to Wawa chu chu train horn blast from the bottom of the pit of the landfill near hell operator error named sue soot who knew oh johnson my neighbor he clucks like four legged opossum next weekend night date of ****** bath smelling like Mexico butt burritos soaked in Diesel smoke Dawgs suck say squash pumpkins tanfelos jellos reach out around Texas Tech sucks Wreck Dmax power overwhelming monster truck vroom vroom vroom vroom pop crackle snap crackle P.O.S. towtruck Cummins supreme pizza and cold whiskey River kool menthol lite Taco salad Logan stan gayforth one bad bia is very good in her red bushy truck smoking tires all day in tune with screams from Turbos cranking rpm’s very high and her nose hair had boogers with bats that sucked the snot all the time on her nose blows for money because it she has no way of getting back into her purse She laughed at the dog. (100 more post until this one is locked up. I will offer 10,000.00 of my Casino cash to the person that takes all the words and writes the story that the one word made.) HIJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK One week ago birth girth had chad on chiggers for two cents isn’t expensive but is worth every penny shiny coppper penny money honey bear claws scratch and maul her from head she screamed out oh my cheeks that’s ...A painful looking cut how deep did it go he inside the open sores of Herpes poor Danny he loves spreading peanut butter and Jelly on Bread and he ate the sandwich in jail where prostitutes gave good advice on how YOU got thrown into C4 is explosive kapow, BOOM goes Mexico’s soccer champ.
ninety nine hundred 2000th POST.