In every romantic relationship there comes a time to meet
the parents. The stress of wondering if they will like and accept
you can lead to embarrassing misstatements. To help you avoid some
of the most common conversational pitfalls I've compiled a list of
the Top Ten things not to say to your girlfriend's parents when you
meet them for the first time:

10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an ******* as your
daughter said you are.

9. Wazzaaaaap!

8. The water in your toilet tastes funny.

7. You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine
at home.

6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps
my leg.

5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the **** on
her friend Joanne?

4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and
the midget is Sam. Is Sally ready?

3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out here!
Send the bitch out!

2. You should be proud, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, you've raised a good
girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say.

And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your
girlfriend's parents for the first time:

1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of *** like
that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father.

 

the last time a boy honked at my house left with only half an a$$

 

Way it should be and he should have been glad it was only a half hearted beating