INSURANCE COMPANIES:

1st Insurance man - sleeps with own wife
That's "Home Insurance"

2nd Insurance man - sleeps with girl friend
That's "Mutual Benefit

3rd Insurance man - sleeps with chorus girl
That's "New York Life"

4th Insurance man - sleeps with secretary
That's "employees Mutual Benefit"

5th - Insurance man - sleeps with hotel maid
That's "travelers aid"

6th - Insurance man - sleep with woman next door
That's "Royal Neighbors"

7th - Insurance man - sleeps with old maid
That's "Prudential"

8th - Insurance man - sleeps with grandma
That's "Old Age Assistance"

9th - Insurance man - sleeps with nobody
That's "John Hancock"

10th - Insurance man - sleeps with anybody
That's "Metropolitan"

11th - Insurance man - sleep with boyfriend
That's "Odd Fellow"

12th - Insurance man - sleeps with Charlie McCarthy
That's "Lumbermans Mutual"

In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this,
That's "Industrial Accident"

 

If I were an actuary this would be hilarious Herb.

 

9th - Insurance man - sleeps with nobody
That's "Begle with Handoncock"

there fixed it for ya begle