A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
right away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go
along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to
a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his
towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half
tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.
This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before
he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a
few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told
you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was
moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other
end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even
butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she
climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?"

"No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of
the canal".

 

 

thats good one

 

good one and he said he wanted to get to know her

 

 

Good one, but I like this one, it's a tear jerker:

What a beautiful story. This should be shared with our youth.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted..

The end

 

Snif snif, I love stories with a happy ending