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Old 02-10-2010, 05:44 PM
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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
 
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oh ya hmmmmm i knew to pull the plug
 
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:17 PM
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You don't want to be near the window. Most mental patients are a lot more fascinated with windows than doors. You get tripped over and drooled on if you are next to the window.
 
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or licked.
 




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