Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school one day.
As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up along side the
road, doing it, well, doggy style. "What are they doing, Johnny?"
Mary asked. Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for all
his 12 years, knew what they were doing but was embarrassed to say
it, so he said, "Well, he's scaring her."
Little Mary said, "Oh." They walked a little farther, and Little
Mary said, "Scare me, Little Johnny." Well, Little Johnny thought,
"What the Hell." So he took her into the bushes and "scared" her.
After they were finished, they started walking home again. Pretty
soon, they walked past a stallion mounting a mare in the field.
"What are they doing, Little Johnny ?", she asked. "Well, he's
scaring her." So Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Johnny." Well,
Little Johnny took her into the bushes and "scared"
her again. After they were finished, they started walking home
again.
Pretty soon, you guessed it, they saw a bull and a heifer in the
field, going at it. "What are they doing, Little Johnny?" she
innocently (?) asked again.
"Well, he's scaring her" Little Johnny said once again. After a few
more minutes of walking, Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Little
Johnny." Now Little Johnny, being a little tired by now, had just
about had enough, so he yelled out, "Boo, damn it, boo!"

 

.....nice

 

 

 

 

damn I miss childhood and all that ***** I use to get in highschool



but you can get by all that if you talk the little lady into wear'n a sexy outfit andd a wig . then you can hit it from behind and think she's a drifferent chic. just don't call out any names

 

that is way to funny