10 rules for a mans happy life.
 

10 rules for men to follow for a happy life


10 rules for men

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods :choochoo:

:jump::jump::jump:

lol :jump:

oh thats a good one.

:spit::lol88: yep thats a good one

:ouch:Thats a scary thought if they ever met.:scare2:

:lol88: that's the best Woods joke yet

No it's not. Show me a woman the helps at home and I'll show you one that whines so hard your penis plugs its ears. I can cook what I want better than a woman can cook what I want. If there's a woman, that means I have to cook for her too, and she doesn't like what
I cook. If I don't want to cook, it's cheaper to go out than have a woman around. If there's no woman, the house doesn't get as dirty and when it does I don't care. All women have jobs; being as murderable as possible. Yeah, it's also important to have a 12 inch prick. Too bad they're both impossible. Buy a dog. I don't need to have a woman to make me laugh. I can just laugh at their life-sucking malice from the other side of plate glass. No. Her name's lefty. They all know each other, it's a conspiracy.

Signed,
Begle1

^^ psycho:loco:

.......... No cussing in the open.

If we were living together, do you think I'd end up doing less housework? Anytime a man lives with a woman he does more house work, period.

Do you think that you can cook better than me?

Do you think that you come across as less murderable than possible?

You will never admit to liking me, even though I suspect you do. And even if you gave in to your instincts, could you ever be more friendly or loyal than a border collie? No woman can be as friendly or loyal as a border collie.

How would you make me laugh? Make fish faces underneath the ice?


I may be a misogynistic psychopath, but you're a woman.
What's scarier?
Seriously.

I must have one great woman.:yeah: She excells at most things on the list.:pca1::c:The way some people must think I'd say she must be the needle that I found in the haystack.:tu:

Needles are sharp, hard and penetrate flesh very easily.

I think he is right.... :tu:

begle are u a homo? :pca1:

lol

I don't think I am. :humm:

what your not shure???

you don't seem to like girls......

I completely hate women.

I don't think that there are any gay guys that completely hate women. I think most gay guys actually like women.

As for men, I'm pretty indifferent.

My entire life has been a long, heterosexual fantasy...

so whats the reality?:pca1:

I am a pathetic self-destructing pool of desperation and mediocrity please God help me.