The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help,and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all
the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to.. to the half-wit," said the agent.

The rancher replied, That would be me."

 

hehehe thats good herb

 

 

 

Yep, sounds about right for the self employed folk. Doesn't seem fair does it?