A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

 

 

We need to put you in timeout mister.

 

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Is a turtle joke better than no jokes to read, especially on a Friday morning?

 

Ok it hit me funny at the time, but then I just got up after working a long day till 9:30 last night and up to 12:30 talking projects we hope are coming up.

 

Actually, my little nephew would really like it. I'll try to remember it for him, it's cute for kids.