Trucks and babies
#1
01-21-2010, 11:29 PM
Trucks and babies
Q: What do a Kenworth
semi-truck and a test tube baby have in common?
A: Neither one's Peterbilt.
Drivers education exam answers
Q: Who has the right
of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
semi-truck and a test tube baby have in common?
A: Neither one's Peterbilt.
Drivers education exam answers
Q: Who has the right
of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
#4
01-22-2010, 11:11 PM
