Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his
new Washington, D.C. parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom
to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly made a phone call. The conversation went
like this:

"Good morning. This is Speaker Pelosi. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye
be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the
matter?"

Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied,
"Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
last rites!"

There was silence on the line for a moment, and Father O'Malley
replied:

"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify
the next of kin."

 

thats a good one