Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "American Idol":
10) You berate your co-workers in British accent, but you're from Cincinnati

09) Named your three kids "Paula," "Simon" and "The Other One"

08) Began attending fat camp in hopes of meeting Ruben

07) Your name is Gary and you end each phone conversation with "Gary, out!"

06) You can name more contestants Paula's slept with than Paula can

05) Your baby's first word? "Dawg"

04) No number four-- writer home watching "American Idol"

03) Your floor is littered with greasy sheets of plastic wrap (sorry, that's a sign you're obsessed with American cheese)

02) Before sending letter to California you yell, "You're going to Hollywood!"

01) Watched the first episode instead of working on your new plan for Iraq

 

thats messed up never have watched one episode

 

I named my kids "Mercedes, Porche, and Lexus." Pants on da floor!

 

What's American Idol?

 

me either

 

I can't stand it, never watched it

 

i have not watched it that much. i watched it one time just to lmao at the people that sounded like nails on a chalk board

 

lookin like a fool

 

with yer pants on the floor!!!