Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

 

that would be a messed up deal, funny tho

 

 

 

damn, i was really bout to feel sorry for the dad for a sec......im a lil slow

 

What's bad is someone probably has that scenario going on except for the neighbor and grade card.

 

LMAO thats a good one I wonder what age she is