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01-16-2010, 04:49 PM

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01-16-2010, 05:29 PM

Gerry

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Originally Posted by Begle1

Every boat I've ever been on has been broken down before I got it to the dock, meaning that I would either get the joy of A. paddling the boat or B. towing the boat with another broken-down piece-of-crap boat.

Sort of like every pretty girl I've ever known, who has either A. been a lesbian since before I met her or B. become a lesbian shortly after I met her.

Now Begle PLEASE stop turning perfectly good women into lesbiens!!!!!!!

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01-16-2010, 08:06 PM

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Good women? Good women?

This morning I woke from my normal dreams pondering, for some reason, the differences between a good woman and dead babies.

I realized that the only differences are...
A. I never find any good women when I go digging in my back yard,
B. Good women don't fizzle as much when dropped into barrels of murriatic acid, and
C. Good women can't be processed into baby oil.

I then came to the conclusion that those statements are only true because GOOD women don't exist.

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