Three ladies
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Three ladies
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry.
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the
ladies
suggests, "Let's name our Larrys after a soda pop, because I'm tired
of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up
with your Larry."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry 7-Up
because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Larry Mountain Dew
because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more
high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Larrys were good, but
I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a
soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the
ladies
suggests, "Let's name our Larrys after a soda pop, because I'm tired
of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up
with your Larry."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry 7-Up
because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Larry Mountain Dew
because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more
high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Larrys were good, but
I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a
soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"
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