A guy meets a hunter at the local pub. "So, what do you hunt?" he
asks.

"Unicorns," the hunter answers.

The guy was startled, but regains his composure and says, "Really?
How do you do that?"

"I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in
the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, I set off a
snare."

"Boy, they must be hard to find. I've heard of them, but I've never
seen one," says the guy.

"Yeah," replies the hunter. "And there ain't many unicorns around,
either!"

 

thats to funny and no lie he he he