There was a father and son
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There was a father and son
There was a father and son who were always in competition with each
other.
One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He
wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip
looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions
about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good
enough to get accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said.
So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned
from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions
about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you
come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."
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One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He
wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip
looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions
about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good
enough to get accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said.
So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned
from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions
about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you
come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."
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