A man and his wife were sitting in a bar. Gary
comes in and sat down next to the woman. As he
sipped his drink, Gary ogled the women until her
husband, incensed, demanded that Gary stop
looking at his wife, and that he wipe those
filthy thoughts out of his mind.

Gary said, "Hey man, I wasn't ogling your wife; I
wasn't thinking any filthy thoughts...back off
buddy....I just came in here for a piece of beer."