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I hate sex in movies.
Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice,
well it really chilled the mood.
I know I'll never understand women. I'll never understand how a
woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto her upper thigh, and
crotch area, rip the hair out by the root, and still be scared
shitless of a spider.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
about women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they
notice about men are: they're a bunch of liars." - Jay Leno
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
For every person with a spark of genius, there
are a hundred with ignition trouble. [ I resemble that remark]
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell are those
Tomahawks coming from!
Q: Why is it easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
When they say "instant credit," don't they actually
mean "instant debt"?
Comic relief is when you add a touch of humor to an otherwise serious situation.
It's like the word "obey" in the marriage ceremony.
Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice,
well it really chilled the mood.
I know I'll never understand women. I'll never understand how a
woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto her upper thigh, and
crotch area, rip the hair out by the root, and still be scared
shitless of a spider.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
about women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they
notice about men are: they're a bunch of liars." - Jay Leno
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
For every person with a spark of genius, there
are a hundred with ignition trouble. [ I resemble that remark]
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell are those
Tomahawks coming from!
Q: Why is it easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
When they say "instant credit," don't they actually
mean "instant debt"?
Comic relief is when you add a touch of humor to an otherwise serious situation.
It's like the word "obey" in the marriage ceremony.
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