WOMEN DRIVERS
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WOMEN DRIVERS
.WOMEN DRIVERS
This morning on the TransCanada, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new Cadillac Doing 120 km/h With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped My hair brush,
Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. !
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked
My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers
This morning on the TransCanada, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new Cadillac Doing 120 km/h With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped My hair brush,
Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. !
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked
My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers
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