An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air, the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos."

After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues, "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then...pointa to your watch and say 'Time's up?'"

 

 

You must be bored Where do you come up with all these jokes????

Good one btw.

 

With all the bad stuff I get sent or find , I look high and low for stuff to make us forget for a minute or two and give us a laugh.

I have a few sites I just check daily jokes on, I get a lot from friends and even Dad has kicked me a few good ones latley.

 

I been on a mailing list for jokes for almost 10yrs.. get 1 or 2 a day haha.

 

Just listen to the jokers in DC, they're a laughing riot!

 

I just shake my head in dismay

 

thanks herb its good to laugh and its good for you

 

I like your new avatar

 

Ya its good to get a laugh. helps with the mood