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Old 01-06-2010, 09:07 AM
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Senior health care solution--according to Maxine

Senior Health Care Solution:


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you. What do you do?


Our senior health care plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.




Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!




Need new teeth; no problem. Need glasses, great. Need new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, and heart? All covered.


(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?




The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.




Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.




IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
 
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good one havent seen nothing from in a couple of days glad to see ya back
 
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Been down in Naples working on my cousins house, pictures at 11 or when it gets hotter than the 29 it feel like it is,I go get me cam out of the truck
 
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