I was staying with my Uncle Jimmy. One day he came in and told me, "One of the chickens has just died. We'll have roastchicken for dinner."
I said, "Terrific."
The next day he comes in and said, "One of the pigs has just
died. We'll have roast pork for dinner."
I said, "Sounds good to me!"
One of the ducks died the next day. He said, "We'll have
roast duck for dinner."
I said, "That's cool.
Then the next day he came down all dressed in black. He
looked at me in a sad face and said, 'Your Auntie Margaret's just
died.'
I said, "Don't worry. I'm not staying for dinner. I got a
hot date tonight!"

 

 

I know I wondered why all his animals are dieing too

 

Um ya I gotta go help my buddy fix his washer tonight and his wife is cookin dinner.