Two Woodpeckers...





A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian


woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest


trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no


woodpecker could peck.


The Canadian woodpecker accepted his

challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The


Mexican woodpecker was amazed.


The Canadian woodpecker then challenged


the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely


'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican


woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the

challenge.


The two of them flew to Canada where the


Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree


almost without breaking a sweat.


Both woodpeckers were now terribly


confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the


Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian


tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?


After much woodpecker pondering, they


both came to the same conclusion:


Apparently,Tiger Woods was right, when he


said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

 

ha ha ha to funny good one

 

hahhahah jk

 

A man goes out golfing.

He is on the second hole when

He notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot

when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to

Prove the frog wrong, puts the club

Away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog,

"Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, he?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with

Him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3
wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!

Hole in one..

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed The best game of golf in his life and asks
the frog, "OK where to next?"


The frog replies,
"Ribbit Las Vegas."


" They go to Las Vegas and
the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"



The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table,

The man asks, "What do you think I

Should bet?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom!

Tons of cash comes sliding back across

The table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you

You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies,

"Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a Gorgeous girl.

"And that is how the girl ended up in My room Elin..
So help me God or my name is not Tiger woods