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Old 12-23-2009, 12:23 AM
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Redneck Sex Test:
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. ********* are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. ********** is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A ***** is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True or False
 
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:33 AM
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:39 AM
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Hey, i need help with the scoring on this.
 
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:24 AM
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if i thought 25 was true does that mean i am running a douche valve in my 1st gen
 
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:15 AM
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How many trues to be a Redneck?
 
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Old 12-23-2009, 09:04 AM
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14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False


This one cracked me up
 
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all of it cracked me up
 
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Who got all the questions right
 
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Old 12-27-2015, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gunman41mag
Who got all the questions right
I don't know, they forgot to print the answers.
 
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