Two little girls, pushing their doll buggies in the park, meet for
the first time. Examining the other's doll buggy and baby, each
exclaimed, "Oh what a pretty baby and baby buggy you have. Where did

you get your baby and what did it cost?"

"My Mommy got mine at a sale at a Super K Mart store for $32.95"

"Oh that's great!.. She's so pretty."

"Well thank you. And where did you get your baby? She's such a
beautiful little doll."

"Mommy got mine at Wal Mart for $32.04, the last one they had."

"Well she is certainly beautiful. You must be very proud of her."

Just then a real mommy came by with her firstborn. Naturally the
oo's
and aa's started ending with the same question, 'where did you get
your baby and how much did he cost?'

"Well, I got my baby at the Sutter Maternity Hospital and it cost
about $5,000."" The two little girls were stunned. The group broke
up, the real mommy walked on.

Finally one of the little girls turned to the other and said, "You
know, I don't know what you think about that deal, but if you ask
me, she REALLY got screwed!

 

She really got screwed alright.

 

good one

 

 

Ah he was just pokin fun and she took him serious

 

 

 

Not necessarily, she coulda gotten artificially inseminated.