Well I work on the railway in the signals and communications dept..... we install and maintain the road crossings, fiber optics, radio comm., and all the color signals the trains run on..... anyway I was on the construction gang and we were out of down working on a big new installation project and the crew I was with at the time--only 4 of us-- happened to like tyin one on every night while we were out of town and also really loved our hot wings. So the next day after a hearty meal of hot wings and a very late night/early morning of chasing girls around we way out in the middle of nowhere putting in some equipment and I happened to get that post drinking gurgle in my lower intestine and made a run for the bush. So I thought I was far enough away from the track in the bush over a little hill but didnt have time to make sure and get my trousers off before there was going to be a mess.

So I layed a messy bush trout and laughed as I heard all the guys gagging from the smell about 60yds away down at the track. I finished my business and to my horror when I turned around I saw the 1 passenger train (VIA) that runs only once a day and usually through that area at 2 in the morning, had stopped at the new train signal we installed b/c my bud didnt face the lights away from the track and there are a ton of safety rules for them..... anyway that train was completely full of tourists and just so happend the hill I went over to save my buddies the view of me crapping put me at just the right height for everyone in the train to be able to clearly see me. Pretty much everyone that was awake on that damn thing had their cameras out snapping picks. So I might be kinda famous on the asian tourist circuit.

 

That's too funny. You're probably all over the internet by now. I'm sorry I can't think of anything to top that one.

 

Well last night as I'm working on getting my BB running I get distracted as I start it up. Now I'm only half in the truck at this point so I fire it up after making sure it was in neutral. I let my foot slip off the clutch and away we go into the cabinet and wall in the back of the barn. Yeah so I spent the next hour pulling the cabinets back out and pushing the wall back were its suppose to be. That was my dumb move for the year.

 

HAHA Im gonna have to ask him bout that one. He wasnt wearin a pair of tail rubber boots was he

 

Well this isn't as bad as some others but I thought I'd post anyways-

I was out for a beer with a friend one night at my local pub. I had a new waitress I'd never seen before and she seemed fairly genuine, and not the normal flirt-to-get-tips type like I normally see. So I'm joking around a bit and at the end I ask her out...she says she has a boyfriend, so I'm just like 'damn...' and walk out. No biggie, I don't really care that much, and it was more of a bet with my friend than anything. Anyways, the next day I go out for lunch with my co-workers and lo and behold this chic waitresses during the day at the restaurant we're eating at, and she happens to be our server. Boy she was NOT thrilled to see me. She had some kind of intensely wrong emotion towards me ..I couldn't figure out why or what I did, not that I cared that much, but whatever I did she sure didn't appreciate seeing me again . Looking back it's hilarious how much animosity she had in her eyes hahaha... For a guy she just met. Maybe I came off like another jerk that just wanted some tail...

 

Youre probably a superhero in Japan and dont even know it.....

 

thats all they got to see of our country[boy]side

 

this happened when i was a kid. was gin into the 7th grade at church camp, and all the other kids my age were showering with there swimming trunks on. well the youth pasture and a couple of the older youth thought it would be funny to get a pic of someone showering with there trunks on. well i was in the shower, and they swung the curtain open, and there i was standing butt as naked. they snap a pic, and i guess all the older youth seen the pic but me they all said the curtain covered my lower half. well this is my most embarASSing moment.


another time was when i was married my and the ex was living in her parents house, and her dad asked us to quit doing it on the bed, they were tired of hearing the bed bounce off the wall

 

What the hell kinda church camp thinks its okay to take pics of kids in the shower? Was it Alter Boy camp or something?

 

I like CountryGirl91's the best....sounds like something me and my girl would do