That smiley made me think of there names. It the rolloffs or something like that.

 

Lmao!

 

Holy Shiet thats frickin hillarious

 

 

 

took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

 

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And then the fight started....

 

So were all sitting in the living room watching tv.
My wife gets up and goes to the fridge.
I call to my wife sinceyouisup would you grab me a beer.
And then the fight began…